Fast Food Fighters

Fast Food Fighters are a secretive legendary order of self-proclaimed "fast-food martial artists"; professional moochers and food critics who have existed for centuries and have harnessed their gluttonously sneaky talents into a merciless form of restaurant "assassination", having been corrupted by the dark side of the meal into selling their skills to greedy individuals who use Fast Food Fighters to financially ruin small or rival restaurants so that their own businesses can prosper without competition.

According to Cherry, their origins supposedly began at the dawn of the Edo era with the rise of Master Tokisoba Kiyoemon of Hongodangozaka, the founder of Fast Food Fighting, however their order has been on decline in recent times and they have mostly been forgotten by the modern world. Because of this, those who still remembered them assumed they had gone extinct; at least that was the case until Shūtarō Mendō brought some of the remaining Fast Food Fighters together for a major mission against the Tomobiki Shopping Arcade and all of its restaurants.

Eating Styles[]

There are several eating methods within Fast Food Fighting, each with their own efficient method of destroying restaurants, although only three are known by name.

Endless Eater[]

The Endless Eater can seemingly eat without end, devouring a restaurant owner's entire stock of food and driving away other customers in the process, forcing the owner to pay the Endless Eater just to get him to leave.

Hit-Eater[]

The Hit-Eater is a cruel sort who leaves restaurants almost as soon as he arrives, eating as much as he can and skipping out on the bill entirely by any means such as deceit, persuasion, haggling or even thieving before escaping and maybe even taking the restaurant's sign as a trophy, doing so repeatedly until restaurants are in ruins.

Imperialist Eater[]

The Imperialist Eater is the fierce gourmet wanderer and food critic of the Fast Food Fighters, traveling the world always seeking new and exotic fast-foods to satisfy his appetite while conquering restaurants all across the globe, not being content with just one nation's restaurants to torment.

Fighters[]

Fried Tofu and Dough Noodle Ryū[]

Fried Tofu and Dough Noodle Ryū is a legendary fast food fighter and one of the most skilled fighters still alive who mainly targets ramen shops. He was once the master of Ogin the Ketsune Croquet, a girl who desperately wanted to follow in her beloved master's footsteps but he violently pushed her away claiming that women did not belong in fast food fighting, but secretly wished a better life for her, knowing full well that the world of Fast Food Fighting was slowly dying.

Semi-Hot Sabu[]

Semi-Hot Sabu is the master of curry among the fast food fighters with a deep understanding of the exotic nuances in spiciness of hot curry and its flavors. His reputation is such that it is said that if he ever throws away a spoon while eating curry, it is a symbol of his disapproval and the restaurant is doomed. He disguises himself as an Indian foreigner to trick shop owners into thinking he is from the birthplace of curry. Despite his tolerance for spicy foods, he cannot stomach sweets.

Big Bowl Masa & Hamburger Tetsu[]

Big Bowl Masa & Hamburger Tetsu are the highly destructive David & Goliath duo of the fast food fighters, always teaming up to destroy businesses not just financially but even physically, having ruined three hamburger stands, one frappe shop, two gyudon joints one day after another, and one disco in Kyushu one summer in less than two weeks. They accomplished this by staging fake incidents where they will get drunk after eating and cause brawls in restaurants, which notably left the Kyushu disco in literal ruins after they were done.

Cookie Taro[]

Cookie Taro has a very fierce reputation among the fast food fighters, having ruined the ambitions of two major fast food chains from Kanto and Tohoku after they had joined forces and sought to take over Kansai's fast food industry. The most impressive thing about his victory over them was that he defeated them by only using his acting skills alone, as Cookie Taro is a master conversationalist who convinced the restaurant managers to give him massive discounts for his many meals, eventually driving them out of business.

Hot Dog Joe[]

Hot Dog Joe is the mysterious hot dog pro of the fast food fighters whose prominent American-theme shows itself through his cowboy duds and the old fashioned wooden guitar on his back. But whether this drifter is truly of the west or is adopting the looks of a foreign culture to boost his image like Sabu is uncertain.

Crepe Mami[]

Crepe Mami is the sweets-loving pro of the fast food fighters and possibly the last female fast food fighter left after the death of her peer Takoyaki Megumi.

Gyugoro the Beefbowl Bastard[]

Gyugoro the Beefbowl Bastard is a gluttonous brute with a rapid appetite whose main targets are gyudon restaurants, such as Yochinoya Beef Bowl.

Takoyaki Megumi[]

Takoyaki Megumi was one of the last female fast food fighters left, but she passed away sometime prior to the Mendō Super Store incident, leaving only Crepe Mami as the last female fast food fighter.

Ogin the Ketsune Croquet[]

Ogin the Ketsune Croquet is the No.1 Babe and delinquent leader of Sanrinbō High School who trained under the legendary Fried Tofu and Dough Noodle Ryū but was driven away from the life of the fast food fighter by her master, but eventually proved herself to him years later as a true fast food fighter.

Trivia[]

Crepe Mami's name is a reference to Creamy Mami, the classic magical girl anime and manga series of 1983.
Cherry is highly knowledgeable about the Fast Food Fighters and is fully educated in their history in methods. Considering that he is Tomobiki's No.1 priestly moocher, it is likely that his path would cross against the moochers of the dark side in the past.